10. On HL Milk Bottle: Low in lactose. Suitable for those who are lactose intolerant (which part of lactose intolerant don’t they understand?)
9. On a children’s cough syrup: Do not drive or operate heavy machinery.
8. On a box of sleeping pills. Warning, may cause drowsiness.
7. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
6. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
(oops… too late)
5. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
4. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning, keep out of children.
3. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
(are there any other options?)
2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
1. On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(the best and logical warning thus far)
Article from NUSSU's Hooked :D
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